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Joke of the Day

"If Trump is elected President It won't be the first time he has kicked a black family out of their house."

"I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."

"If you're cold... Go stand in a corner. They're 90 degrees."

"How did they come up with Canada's name? Well first they picked a C, eh. Then an N, eh. Then a D, eh."

"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."

"There is no dialog in the first half-an-hour of Mad Max:Fury Road...(no spoilers) ...'cept all the blacks yip-yappin' in the theater."

"What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !"

"I have a friend named Dick... He's mentally richarded."

"What do you do if the Ocean stares at you? Sea it and Wave :3"

"[board meeting] ""So Mr Parachute do u have a name for your invention?"" ""I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'."" ""Uh no."""