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Joke of the Day
"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"
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"I see you're busy. I'll come back and ruin your free time."
"""Yo man, what's shakin'?"" Nepal"
"I called German UPS to ask them when they would ship my Rift.. They said, ""VR ready."""
"A woman at work got really angry with me when I... Politely held the door open for her. She must've been a feminist cos she got real mad and shouted at me ""Do you mind I'm trying to take a shit! """
"The best part of being incompetent to cook and feed myself is that when I travel I am positive I didn't leave the oven on."
"You mama's so fat"
"Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle."
"On a recent business trip... I was checking-in to my hotel and I said to the receptionist, ""I hope the porn channel is disabled."" ""No,"" she said, ""it's regular porn, you sick bastard."""
"The ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."