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Joke of the Day
"What does a dead hooker and a flat beer have in common... No head."
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"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."
"Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !"
"Just got sacked from my job Been working at that jigsaw factory for years I've been in pieces all day :("
"When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it's perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach's."
"Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot. Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples."
"What is Al Qaeda's Favorite Football Team? The New York Jets."
"I would literally never feel confident enough to drop a piece of equipment as expensive as a mic."
"Old people at weddings always poke me and say your next So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals"