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"SHOUTOUT TO LIBRARIANS! (*sorry*)"
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"Men are great masochists After all, they spend most of the teen years beating themselves while looking for someone to do it for them"
"A man works hard to name an interval equal to 24 hours. so he calls it a day."
"What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died? Barium"
"So today I got tickets for the Kanye West concert... I misread it horribly though and I ended up somewhere in Africa"
"What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
"What goes in God's Toilet? Holy crap."
"Why Christmas is like a job day? You do all the work but the big fat man in suit get the credits"
"A horse walks into the bar... The bartender asks: ""why the long penis""?"
"Skydiving without a parachute... Is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I heard this on a spotify ad and it cracked me up. I thought I'd share it.:) Edit: fixed an auto correct mistake"