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Joke of the Day
"What does a horse and kryptonite have in common? They both paralyze superman"
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"What is a ghost's favorite street? A boooooooolevard."
"Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again. Together, they can make America a great hole."
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together! I was, like, OMg!"
"Thank you to the Spanish public for. .. ...rallying round and providing new headlines."
"""so doc... am I dying?"" ""we're all dying, just at different speeds"" ""but what about me"" ""You're like, the Usain Bolt of dying dude lmao"""
"I won the dirty joke contest at scout camp with this What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them. It's better said then written."
"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words."
"It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars."
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."