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Joke of the Day

"Why Christmas is like a job day? You do all the work but the big fat man in suit get the credits"

"Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor? The doctor said it was all in her head"

"What do you call an underdeveloped chicken fetus in a frat house? ...an embroyo! heyooooooooo"

"During a zombie apocalypse, establish dominance by approaching the baddest zombie with the snappiest teeth and braid his hair."

"*a jerk tries to punch me but I catch it perfectly in my mouth and swallow him whole like a snake*"

"Wanna hear a blonde joke Donald Trump"

"So my wife walked in on me blowdrying my crotch... And asked me what I was doing. ""Just warming up breakfast for you, honey."" First post, hope I'm doing this right."

"You know the 4 quarters Lebron joke, how about the Dirk one? I asked Dirk for change for a dollar; he gave me 4 quarters and a dime. He always gives any extra 10%."

"Help me reddit. I've quit smoking and I'm gaining weight Before, I only had to reach into my pockets to feel a little lighter."

"*wakes up in cold sweat* SHOULDN'T ELEVATORS BE CALLED SOMETHING ELSE ON THE WAY DOWN?"