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Joke of the Day

"A man works hard to name an interval equal to 24 hours. so he calls it a day."

"What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus? ""This is my body, I'm nice with jam."""

"What do jedi hate the most? Forced jokes."

"The New Men's Birth Control Pill It's about the size of a marble. You put it into your shoe. It makes you limp."

"How do you foil a plan? (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln"

"A squirrel had dynamite. He was trying to bust a nut"

"The difference between my dick and Stuart Little ? Stuart."

"Hey baby, have you got a time machine? Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one"

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"

"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash"