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Joke of the Day

"Men are great masochists After all, they spend most of the teen years beating themselves while looking for someone to do it for them"

"Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same? Because he loves to abuse A Minor."

"I can't turn my head very far in either direction It's a pain in the neck! My mom made that up."

"How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth? Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom."

"IS YOUR WEDDING GOING TO BE OPEN CASKET?"

"I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea."

"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""

"I await the announcement that Trump's running mate will be Charlie Sheen."

"I think the government caused all the snow in the South Cause I'm Snowden"

"When people post about their 5 year olds, they're talking about wine right?"