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Joke of the Day

"Men are great masochists After all, they spend most of the teen years beating themselves while looking for someone to do it for them"

"I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay."

"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na!"

"God put a perfect woman in every corner of the world. Then he made the earth round."

"I needed a password at least eight characters long ... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."

"This post just says it all! It all"

"When does a black person goes to school? When it's being built!"

"What's the worst hereditary disease? Cousins"

"So i was banging a girl yesterday and she kept on saying another guys name... Who the fuck is rape?"

"Why is the blood of christ wine? Because he drank religiously"