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Joke of the Day
"What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
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"I shall play you the song of my people *stomach growls*"
"Me: why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie Surgeon: wtf M: he was too far out man S: how are you still awake we heavily sedated you"
"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"
"Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms."
"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional. (My manager from Croatia told me this during a shift)"
"What do you call banana shoes? Slippers."
"PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away ""surrounded by family,"" do you picture murder, or suicide?"
"I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook."