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Joke of the Day
"Let's play ""Is it an adjective or a verb?"" I love fucking pickles!"
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"Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?"
"Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies."""
"A tee-shirt idea For tourists in Virginia: ""Congratulations on losing your Virginia-ty"""
"""The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in."" ~my mother after a few drinks"
"I was involved in quite a violent mugging the other day. On the plus side I made a few bucks."
"How do you fit 4 gays on a bar stool? Flip it upside down"
"""I've had enough of your shit"" ~ toilet paper on strike."
"Do you want a bag? A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks. ""No,"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly."""
"What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? ""I'm getting the fudge outta here!"""