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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit 4 gays on a bar stool? Flip it upside down"
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"I know we get a lot of dad jokes...here's a mom one What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine? Make it sew!"
"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes!"
"Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them"
"What do you call a robot with bad breath who's sister lives on its foot? HAL-i-toe-sis"
"I'm trying to envision something more fitting than this election actually ending in a Biden-Trump fist fight and i cannot"
"What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths? A running gag."
"Trophy Wife Any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist."
"My dating life"
"For Sale : Used Facebook account ~ get up to the minute weather forecast, religious counseling and countless pictures of Jenny's cat."