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Joke of the Day
"A tee-shirt idea For tourists in Virginia: ""Congratulations on losing your Virginia-ty"""
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget is falling down falling down... !"
"Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: ... H: ... M: ... H: Why are you hesitating? M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid."
"What's a Grecian Urn? About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is."
"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"
"Leonardo DiCaprisun"
"What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros? A Hodor..."
"After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is"
"We're pregnant? Why stop there couples? Why not we're constipated? Or we're on our period? Or we're disgustingly phony in public together?"
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Why the long dick?"""