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Joke of the Day

"""The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in."" ~my mother after a few drinks"

"Why can't Mexicans bow hunt? 'Cause they don't Habanero!"

"When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it."

"Top Fears 1.Walking on manholes 2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks, deer caught and frantically bucks me to death 3.Christopher Walken"

"Did you hear about Michael Vicks new shoe contract? Hush Puppies."

"Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S."

"Cocky joke: You know, I've recently decided I just don't like my penis. It's such a huge dick."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"

"Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry I'm a waiter not a veterinarian."

"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"