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Joke of the Day

"Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies."""

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"If Sean Connery starred in Interstellar... He'd tell Murph to stop talking to her shelf."