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Joke of the Day

"Gabe Newell and Bill Gates should get together. Not only would there be some epic games, they could comfort each other's inability to count."

"DIVORCE & CIRCUMCISION Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."

"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it."

"Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year"

"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."

"My overnight bag is just a backpack full of Sour Patch Kids."

"What's worse than seeing a worm in an apple u just bit into? Holocaust"

"If a... If a black bird brings black babies, and a blue bird brings blue babies.. What kind of bird brings no babies? A swallow."

"My brother got kicked out of his house by his wife for measuring his penis. For the record, it reaches the back of her sister's throat."

"What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."