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Joke of the Day

"My brother got kicked out of his house by his wife for measuring his penis. For the record, it reaches the back of her sister's throat."

"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."

"How do you double the price of a Fiat? Fill the tank"

"ME: I think I have a get out of jail free card COP: this is a do 1 jail sentence get the next sentence 50% off & it's for our other location"

"Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily."

"what fandom, despite only 1 book in the franchise, has been obsesing over it since the begeinning? christianity"

"How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there."

"How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 RAPED 9!!"

"What did the deer first say when he got to church? Deer God, please forgive me of my sins."