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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year"
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"Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? They were labelled LSD. Grandma: f*ck the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
"how many straight Vassar men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."
"What do you say when trying to catch the elevator? ""Hodor! Hodor!"""
"Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T."
"Date: ""So, what do you want to be?"" Me: ""Impressed."""
"Why did the train go left? Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it."
"[NSFW] Next time you're constipated, just watch Fox News or CNN. They bother the shit out of everyone."
"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."
"What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word? A Preppysition"