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Joke of the Day

"If a... If a black bird brings black babies, and a blue bird brings blue babies.. What kind of bird brings no babies? A swallow."

"And the genius told me ""Do you want a big dick or a good memory ?"" Ho ! What did I choose ? I don't remember."

"I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an udder disgrace."

"Jesus walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"

"David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons."

"I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me."

"What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up? I can't feel my face when I'm with you..."

"What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest."

"My phone's low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously."

"Pussy I know some of you don't get it."