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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than seeing a worm in an apple u just bit into? Holocaust"
Next Joke
"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"
"There are only two things certain in life death, taxes, and people who can't count."
"How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy? He used conditioner on them."
"The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something."
"What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun."
"CASHIER: what, no tip? ME: here's a tip: always wear a seat belt CASHIER: no, i meant money ME: oh sorry. invest in a 401(k)"
"Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery? because celery stalks"
"I'm thinking about going on a day trip but I just don't know where to get the LSD"