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Joke of the Day

"DIVORCE & CIRCUMCISION Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's."

"It's always cool to swallow your pride unless you're a lion. Lol"

"Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off."

"I debated suicide... I debated suicide by sudoku once. I wanted my death to count."

"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"

"Why are there no walmarts in Pakistan? Because there's a target on every corner"

"When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."

"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"

"What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's still fucking Frozen!!!"