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Joke of the Day

"Did it hurt when you fell from a lab where science is studied which has rendered religion obsolete? (Atheist pick-up line)"

"A Chinese girl was pregnant at the age of 14. Her name was Sum Yong Ho."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a truck? The truck doesn't scream when you pump gas into it."

"I became a banker. Then I lost interest."

"If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?"

"A pen and a pencil race. Who won? The Pencil. He lead from start to finish."

"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis."

"Social Media: Because I like to socialize with cool people without having to speak, wear pants or get off the couch."

"going to the doctors Doctor: You have hepatitis B Patient: Damn, what kind of hepatitis, though?"

"The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies It's gonna be Three Doors Down."