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Joke of the Day
"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."
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"My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair."
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"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large."