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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."
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"Why did I break up with my spare change? It was too clingy"
"What did number 2 say to number 1? you're an odd fellow"
"HOW DO WELSH PEOPLE EAT CHEESE? CAERPHILLY"
"So I went to a zoo with only one animal... It's a shit-zhu"
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race"
"Why did the dog become a lawyer but the cat couldn't? The cat couldn't pass the ""bark exam"""
"How can you tell a skinhead is shaved down there When the carpet matches the drapes"
"So you're in bed... So you're in bed with a hot girl to the right side of you and a gay man to the left of you. Who would you turn to face? be careful with whom you chose"
"*Buys new iPhone* *Crosses road tweeting about it* *Accident* *Dies* *Makes entry in heaven* - Sent via iPhone."