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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."
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"I love this hooker. Warts and all."
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? just trying to fit in."
"I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!"
"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."
"Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!"
"[at church] ""I'm here for the blood."""
"orange in the 60s, mus in the 70s, poon in the 80s, wu in the 90s. - the history of tang"
"Did you hear the one about the man with a big procrastination problem? Eh, I'll tell you later."
"What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine."