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Joke of the Day

"Somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes It's about fucking time."

"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."

"What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection? They break their nose!"

"I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day"

"What do you call a snail on a sail boat? A snailor"

"Two Fish there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how to drive this thing BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR"

"My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes."

"What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline? There's no punchline for this joke."

"What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs? Rebbit."

"How do you get a blonde pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."