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Joke of the Day
"Would you like some salt? Na."
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"My wife's maggot soup surprise is better than it used to be now that it is topped with coal ash."
"What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea? Anderson Pooper"
"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"
"Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped 6 when he was 4."
"Wanna hear a joke about cats? Haha, just kitten."
"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"
"had anyone heard of the new patriot themed beer. I heard it wasn't that good, it was A little flat."
"Does anyone know any jokes about buttons? Topic."
"When I m on a date... When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that ""I m aviable for a limited time only"" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."