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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs? Rebbit."
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"What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm."
"FRIEND: Don is flying in tomorrow ME: My cousin Don or Amazing Hearing Don? [I get a text] Amazing Hearing Don"
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!"
"Where do safari animals buy their groceries? From the supermeerkat"
"Half-Life 3 is getting made."
"The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?"
"I want to leave this world the way I entered it ... With a woman desperately trying to get me out of her vagina."
"What do you call four mexicans drowning? Quattro sinko."
"Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal."