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Joke of the Day

"What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection? They break their nose!"

"The GOP debate"

"Summer body wasn't ready.. But winter body is good to go!"

"I got fired from my job because I smile too much! I said, ""If I can't smile while I work then get yourself another funeral director!"""

"Catch 22: I bought a protein shake but am not strong enough to twist the cap off."

"Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over"

"Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left it."

"I'd make a horrible movie murder victim.When I hear strange noises in the night I roll over and figure, eh, they'll work themselves out."

"What sound does a Polish crow make? Krakow"

"Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?"