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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a blonde pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."
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"Q: What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? A: Endless Bread!"
"Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist."
"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first..."
"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time."" So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"My best friend back home just had his first kid but I also will be giving birth today...to some relatable content"
"What's a hats favourite thing? Getting head"
"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them"
"What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker."
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"