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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a blonde pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."
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"""GET A TREE"" - what I just yelled at two squirrels doing it on my lawn"
"My Executive Director said to me ""Well aren't you an eager beaver"" I was like ""Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???"""
"Sometimes I feel like if it weren't for the free coffee and internet, I'd never go to work."
"A horse walks into the bar... The bartender asks: ""why the long penis""?"
"All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife."
"What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord? A silverbach."
"In the year 1973, there were 2000 Elvis Impersonators. By 1993, over 30,000. At this rate, by 2050 1 out of 3 people will be Elvis"
"Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church? He wanted to speak in tungsten."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."