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Joke of the Day
"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."
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"What's Kayne West's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"
"If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws."
"A Joke by my Physics Teacher A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building. Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Me: [crouching next to my friend] man, some of these guys take paintball so seriously Log We Are Hiding Behind: freeze"
"What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very very big spider !"
"Yo mama so old That she's still carbon dating."
"A man drops his watch........ And he notices his dog is about to piss on it. The man says ""Oh no you don't, not on my watch!"""
"Woman's Logic: Bikini No problem. Bra and underwear: OMG DON'T LOOK!!!"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."