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Joke of the Day

"My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes."

"Do you know the most popular place in town? The cemetery; people are just dying to get in"

"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"

"What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs? Irrelephant."

"A priest, a theif, and a child molester enters a bar. He buys a drink."

"Love means nothing to a tennis player. That's the joke, thanks for reading!"

"Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age."

"Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft."

"To everyone who ever doubted me, all I have to say to you is...lucky guess."

"A Stormtrooper tried to commit suicide yesterday."