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Joke of the Day

"What did the Native American say when he killed his son on a hunting trip? Bison"

"What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess? Arrrrrrr-wen"

"What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion? Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger"

"Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race? Because it is using steroids."

"I'm pretty sure this new iTunes update is gonna turn things around for me."

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"""See? I'm not nothing,"" I thought... ...as the sliding glass doors opened for me :("

"French Joke Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? A. So the French can show them how to surrender."

"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""

"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"