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Joke of the Day
"""See? I'm not nothing,"" I thought... ...as the sliding glass doors opened for me :("
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"So Donald Trump is running for President..."
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"Hey! Need an ark! I noah a guy."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."
"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"
"I see your childhood joke and raise you mine: What object crashes the most? A kaleidoscope!"
"A blind man.. Is walking down the street and stumbles upon a fish market With out skipping a beat he says ""good morning ladies!"" *proceeds to play colt 45*"
"After years in the Military, the soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray and was proud to finally be able to call himself a seasoned veteran."
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