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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion? Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger"

"What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy."

"There are two types of people in this world... Those who hate clowns, and clowns."

"Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!"

"I think some of you freaks have been spanked more as adults than you were as children."

"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."

"Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?"

"Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? *6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? *6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad?"

"How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party."

"Why are gay people so fashionable? Because they spend so long in the closet."