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Joke of the Day

"What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess? Arrrrrrr-wen"

"I was having an argument with my deaf wife. All women are the same, they don't listen."

"Why did they skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9!"

"What's an Australian Kiss? A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*"

"Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question."

"Someone hash-tagged ""share the love,"" and I read it as ""shave the love."" I thought, yeah, I can get on board with that."

"What's the difference between a fence and Ellen Pao One knows how to link properly."

"My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried... Apparently ""Balls deep in your sister"" was not the answer she was expecting."

"A robot had an accident and sustained a head injury. He was a bit upset."

"My friend's 6-year-old was being obnoxious. The mature thing to do was to tell him to settle down. I challenged him to a rap battle."