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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure this new iTunes update is gonna turn things around for me."
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"I wasn't dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi."
"Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed."
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"Who Let The Dogs Out? Ramsay Bolton."
"Survey: Are you a Democrat or a Republican? Me: Labels are for soup cans Survey: Can you tell us which way you're leaning? Me: Clam chowder"
"Don'tcha wish your g/f was fun like me? *plays Twister* Don'tcha wish your g/f was a freak like me? *regurgitates a jellyfish* Don'tcha...?"
"What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark."
"So maybe downloading the ruler app to measure the snow wasn't such a great idea"