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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race? Because it is using steroids."
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"My girlfriend's a bouncer I only found out because I saw her fall out of a window."
"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? counter terrorism"
"""The entire sky is mine to explore!Nah, Ill just swoop dangerously through traffic instead.""- Birds"
"I don't know about Michael J. Fox... His last few performances have been kind of shaky."
"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"
"Trump joke last night... What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election? ""Pardon me"""
"It's fun to watch a waitress flirt with my husband for an entire meal, then see that look of betrayal as I take the check from her hand."
"How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise particularly hareobics!"
"Yo momma's so fat... Her Patronus is a Birthday Cake."