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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"

"A bank is a place that will lend you money... if you can prove that you don't need it."

"One of Hillary Clinton's personal emails... [deleted]"

"If there was an award for laziness... I'd make someone go get it for me."

"Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects? Because she was too ahoof."

"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."

"When a door closes... and incognito window opens."

"How do you discipline a pet rock? You hit rock bottom"

"What do you call a stampede that runs in circles? NASCOW"