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Joke of the Day

"I asked an LAPD officer to tell me a joke All he said was ""Black teenagers civil rights"""

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"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"
"Why do molluscs only think of themselves? Because they're shellfish"
"How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go fishing"
"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
"""My Cocaine"" How Michael Caine says his name..."
"I recently watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends."
"Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting.."
"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose"
"What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand? Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've ""triggered"" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)"