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Joke of the Day

"What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand? Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've ""triggered"" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)"

"What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins ""Once upon a time ..."" A southern fairytale begins ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."""

"Whats the gay man's favorite Civil War Battle? Manasses."

"When summer comes and California starts burning, try to act surprised."

"Have you heard of the artist Jackson Polyp? He could only paint with splatters and he hung out with some real assholes."

"What do you call a pig that votes? Polled pork."

"What's the difference between Spartacus and Hannibal Lector One of them's a gladiator, and the other is glad he ate her!"

"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"

"As soon as they heard the flush, my phone interview took a drastic turn."

"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"