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Joke of the Day

"How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go fishing"

"Dear Adobe, In all the times I've been to the circus I've never seen an Acrobat Reading."

"I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma."

"What does the mafia and a girls pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in shit!"

"Teacher- ""what does a chicken give you?"" Students- ""Meat!"" Teacher- ""Good! Now what does the pig give you?"" Students- ""Bacon!"" Teacher- ""Great! Now what does a fat cow give you?"" Students- ""Homework!"""

"The Lizard Child : Funny Youtube Videos"

"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."

"What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common? They both wrote bad romance."

"The body is 70% water.. So cool, you're not fat you're just flooded.."

"Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. ""Why are we running so fast?"" asked one. ""Because"" said the second ""it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"""