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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"

"What's the key to long lasting Relationships? Not breaking up"

"An Italian woman walks in on her husband giving a man a ""Golden Shower"". In her dumbfounded state, the shocked woman could only think of one thing to say. ""European!"""

"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"

"My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop using Monkee's song references. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face..."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."

"Remember Doodle-Bob from Spongebob? So do I, guy was Sketchy as hell."

"What do you call a late teacher? Mr. Bus"

"I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined"

"Why should you never rendezvous with a pack of wolves? Because they are *meet eaters!*"