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Joke of the Day

"How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ? None. There are no *men* there."

"What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti? Howl do you do ?"

"Did you know Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.... Ella Vader."

"The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre...they are back in style now."

"Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. It's like nothing I've ever herbivore"

"My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... I had to put my foot down"

"Lighten up your drive-thru experience by saying ""I just need two buns"" into the speaker then pulling up with a live cow in your backseat."

"What is Iron Man when he removes his suit? Stark naked."

"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"

"My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over."