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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ? None. There are no *men* there."
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"Fact: Roughly 40% of my childhood was spent preparing for the day I fall into a pit of quicksand."
"A toothless termite walks into a bar... He asked ""is the bar tender here?"""
"I like my whiteboards like I like my women... Remarkable."
"""When I was younger they all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian,"" said Dane Cook. ""Nobody's laughing now!"""
"What do fat white chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
"I used to pray for a new bike... then i found out that's not how god works so I stole one and prayed to be forgiven"
"What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf? Nothing, they're both dead stars."
"Ikea meatballs pulled from shelves because they contain horse meat. Man, that's the last time I buy meatballs at a furniture store."
"The Chicago Bears"