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Joke of the Day
"Why do molluscs only think of themselves? Because they're shellfish"
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"What should you do if your girlfriend is choking? Back up a couple of inches."
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"- Doc, how did you know that I have high blood pressure? - You make mosquitoes explode!"
"Why did the crab jump out of the water? Because the SeaWeed.."
"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."
"[On the phone with the police for the 7th time in 2 weeks] ""Sir, again, we cannot arrest your cat"""
"What song people listen to while jumping off skyscrapers? Let the bodies hit the floor by Drowning Pool."
"You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal."
"Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. ...and that was just the box art."