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Joke of the Day
"Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting.."
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"A man walks in on his roommate, Internet, crying in the other room. When he asks why, Internet sobs: ""Everything I touch turns gay!"""
"I should have seen this breakup coming.... The nicest thing she ever said to me was, ""Oh wow, that car almost hit you."""
"What's the difference?? What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana? At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall."
"Where does the zombie president live? In the wight house."
"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"
"I Can't Believe I Don't Get More Recognition For Being Really Modest"
"why does the official Reddit app aways crash? Unfortunately Reddit has stopped working, would you like to report the issue?"
"What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim!"
"What does a dyslexic Christian worship? Dog"