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Joke of the Day
"""My Cocaine"" How Michael Caine says his name..."
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"I heard women in this country only get 78 for every dollar a man earns... On the bright side, we get to keep 22"
"A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ""Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking"" Mick : ""Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"""
"Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display."
"""Excuse me waiter, can I have a fork?"" ""Is Pepsi okay?"""
"I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts... I haven't got an addiction. It's just a great way of meeting sluts."
"My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store."
"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."
"How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?"
"What do you call a snail in the Navy? A Snailor"