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Joke of the Day
"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"
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"I know all the subjects of Hillary Clinton's emails, ask me anything [Deleted]"
"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."
"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"
"Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery? because celery stalks"
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."
"My truck is a lot like Tony Romo. It will turn over, but the clutch doesn't work."
"What's the difference between Helen Keller and a redneck Helen Keller got famous for not being able to read"
"What did the rising sun say to the morning dew? You will be mist."
"You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine"