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Joke of the Day
"Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery? because celery stalks"
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"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With animals in his heart."
"Somebody told me to make an original wonderwall joke I said no"
"Ate shrooms & I feel nothing. Just an awful taste in my mouth. Also the dealer overcharged me. Also he's a centaur with spiders for lips"
"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."
"""Sooth. Sooth! SOOOTH!!!"" --soothsayers"
"Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. Because they can plant churches."
"Did you hear about the bread-less klansman who couldn't drink milk? He lacked toast and tolerance."
"Once I had a dog... Once I had a dog name Marlboro who didn't have any legs. Sometimes I'd take him out and we'd go for a drag"
"What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."