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Joke of the Day

"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."

"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."

"What's the difference between a fake orgasm and a fake Christmas tree? Not everyone can tell when you have a fake Christmas tree."

"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."

"Don't have phone sex! You might get hearing aids."

"Never date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your heart out."

"Girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Whatcha call that? Head over heels."

"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."

"What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!"

"When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life."