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"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"
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"I saw a documentary about how ships are held together It was riveting"
"What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship? Subduction!"
"Those boots are made for walking? Wow, so are most boots. Give me a call when they're made for castrating antelope or something."
"*Friend sees my knuckle tats* F: 'MMA4LYFE,' really? *I put my fists by my English prof's 'OXFORDCO' knuckle tats* *we start break dancing*"
"Everyone on a flight is technically a flight attendant"
"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back"
"Two peanuts are walking down the road One is assaulted"
"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"
"Back in my day we had another word for selfie sticks, we called them friends."