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Joke of the Day

"I know all the subjects of Hillary Clinton's emails, ask me anything [Deleted]"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"

"What do you call someone who just had sex with a necrophiliac? Sliad."

"I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together We severed Thais"

"Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me."

"What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow? A hybrid"

"I like my women like I like my golf game Around 80 and handicapped."

"Jokes What did the lion say to the bee"

"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say... ""Are you ready to take this shit to a whole new level?!"""

"Christmas is canceled this year. Hoe HOoo HOe Hooo Hoooo were his last words as Kanye gunned him down for disrespecting his woman."